She Was Asleep When I Hobbled To The Bed
With A Broken Foot Bleeding
I Clawed At Her Head
"the Mirror Tumbled On Me," I Cried
"but It Wasn't My Fault," I Lied
Spend My Whole Life Neurotic And Fat
Now I'm Just A Three-legged Cat
Doctor Said, "we'll Have To Amputate That"
So Now I'm Just A Three-legged Cat
A Three-legged Cat