I Wish I Was A Christian, Knew What To Believe
I Could Learn A Lot Of Rules To Put My Mind At Ease
I Wish I Had The Money To Live Just Like A Queen
With Demerols And Cashmere And Every Little Thing
I Wish The Ones Who Loved Me Would Never Go Away
Would've Had To Have My Company Every Single Day

But Who Do I Believe In This World Without Sound
Who Do I Believe Once They Put You In The Ground
Who Do I Believe When The Night's Fallin' Down

I Wish I Lived In Paris And Dreamed In French Each Night
And Had A Dozen Children And Raised Them Up Just Right
I Wish I Was John Lennon, Free As A Bird
And All Of You Who Sit And Stare And Hang On Every Word
I Wish I Had The Future Tied Up With A String
Then I Would Never Feel The Blows The Revolution Brings

But Who Do I Believe In This World Without Sound
Who Do I Believe Once They Put You In The Ground
Who Do I Believe When The Night's Fallin' Down

I Wish I Was A Christian, But I Cannot Believe
'Cause No One In The Bible Craves My Company