You're An Old Smoothie,

I'm An Old Softie,

I'm Just Like Putty

In The Hands Of A Girl Like You.

You're An Old Meanie,

I'm A Big Boobie,

I Just Go Nutty,

In The Hands Of A Girl Like You.

Poor Me, You Played Me For A Sap;

Poor You, You Thought You'd Laid A Trap!

Well Dear, I Think It's Time You Knew,

You've Done Just What I Wanted You To.

Silly Old Smoothie,

Crafty Old Softie,

I'll Stick Like Putty

To The Hand Of A Girl Like You.