Oh I Never Sneeze When You're Around,
And You Never Think I Have A Cold,
But When I'm All Alone I I Ityshoo I Need,
You And A Box Of Handkerchiefs...

My Nose Never Runs When You're Around,
And You Never Think I Have The Flu,
But When I Really Do I I Ityshoo I Need,
You And A Box Of Handkerchiefs...

I Catch A Cold Easy
When I'm Feeling Sneezy,
What I Really Need's A Box Of Handkerchiefs To Please Me
It's You I Need, You And A Box Of Handkerchiefs...

Everytime I Go Out I Get The Flu,
I'm Okay One Minute Then I Start Sneezing Again,
I Sneeze Here I Sneeze There I'm Always Sneezing Everywhere...

Oh I Never Sniff When You're Around,
And You Never Think I'm Really Ill,
Oh But I Tell You Still I I Ityshoo I Need,
You And A Box Of Handkerchiefs.