O! They Hate Us In Wisconsin

Try To Keep Us Where We Are

But We're Really Such A Friendly State

We Get Into Our Cars

And Drive Across Your Border

Pick Up Women Big And Heavy

And See Your Men With Big Foreheads

Like Bumpers On A Chevy!

Hey There Polka Boy

Go Home And Suck A Beer!

Hey There Bratworst Head

Go Drive Your Old John Deer!

Ya Hey The Women All Weigh

And The Smell Will Make You Cry-y-y!!

Hey There Ho There Ya Hey Hey

Stay In Milwaukee And Die!