Where Can A Sick Man Go
When He Can't Choke Down The Medicine The Old Doc Knows
A Specialist Came To Town, But He Stays At Home
Sayin', No One Knows, So I Don't
Honey, When In Rome

Where Can A Teacher Go
Wherever She Thinks People Need The Things She Knows
I Hate Those Books You Gave Us Look Good On The Shelves At Home
And They'll Burn 'em In The Fireplace
Teacher, When In Rome

Grab A Blanket, Sister
We'll Make Smokes Signals
Bring Us Some New Blood
It Feels Like We're Alone

Grab A Blanket, Brother
So We Don't Catch Cold
From One Another
I Wonder If We're Stuck In Rome

Where Can A Dead Man Go
The Question With An Answer Only Dead Men Know
But I'm Going To Bet They Never Really Feel At Home
If They Spent A Lifetime Learning
How To Live In Rome