I Saw A Peanut Stand,

Heard A Rubber Band,

I Saw A Needle That Winked It's Eye.

But I Think I Will Have Seen Everything

When I See An Elephant Fly.



I Saw A Front Porch Swing,

Heard A Diamond Ring,

I Saw A Polka-dot Railroad Tie.

But I Think I Will Have Seen Everything

When I See An Elephant Fly.]



I Seen A Clothes Horse, He R'ar Up And Buck

And They Tell Me A Man Made A Vegetable Truck

I Didn't See That, I Only Heard

But Just To Be Sociable, I'll Take Your Word.



I Heard A Fireside Chat,

I Saw A Baseball Bat

And I Just Laughed Till I Thought I'd Die.

But I'd Been Done Seen About Everything

When I See An Elephant Fly.