When I'm Hungry, I Eat
When I'm Thirsty, I Drink
I Get My Fires Lit Up With A Match
And When I'm Itchy, I Scratch

When I'm Tired, I Sleep
When I'm Sneaky, I Creep
There's A Hook In All The Fish I Catch
And When I'm Itchy, I Scratch

Hey!
Buzz Off Fly, Stay Away
Who Needs You On A Sticky Summer Day?
I Don't Know What You Can Possibly See In Me
And I Don't Want Such Irritating Company

Now, When I'm Happy, I Laugh
When I'm Sad, I Cry
I Get My Melons In The Melon Patch
And When I'm Itchy, I Scratch

I Get My Melons In The Melon Patch
And When I'm Itchy, I Scratch

I Get My Melons In The Melon Patch
And When I'm Itchy, I Scratch