Everybody Screamed When I Kissed The Teacher
And They Must Have Thought They Dreamed When I Kissed The Teacher
All My Friends At School
They Had Never Seen The Teacher Blush, He Looked Like A Fool
Nearly Petrified 'cos He Was Taken By Surprise
When I Kissed The Teacher
Couldn't Quite Believe His Eyes, When I Kissed The Teacher
My Whole Class Went Wild
As I Held My Breath, The World Stood Still, But Then He Just Smiled
I Was In The Seventh Heaven When I Kissed The Teacher


One Of These Days
Gonna Tell Him I Dream Of Him Every Night
One Of These Days
Gonna Show Him I Care, Gonna Teach Him A Lesson Alright


I Was In A Trance When I Kissed The Teacher
Suddenly I Took The Chance When I Kissed The Teacher
Leaning Over Me, He Was Trying To Explain The Laws Of Geometry
And I Couldn't Help It, I Just Had To Kiss The Teacher


One Of These Days
Gonna Tell Him I Dream Of Him Every Night
One Of These Days
Gonna Show Him I Care, Gonna Teach Him A Lesson Alright


What A Crazy Day, When I Kissed The Teacher
All My Sense Had Flown Away When I Kissed The Teacher
My Whole Class Went Wild
As I Held My Breath, The World Stood Still, But Then He Just Smiled
I Was In The Seventh Heaven When I Kissed The Teacher
(I Wanna Hug, Hug, Hug Him)
When I Kissed The Teacher
(I Wanna Hug, Hug Him)
When I Kissed The Teacher
(I Wanna Hug, Hug, Hug Him)
When I Kissed The Teacher
(I Wanna Hug, Hug Him)
When I Kissed The Teacher
(I Wanna Hug, Hug, Hug Him)


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