[Austin Mahone:] I- I'm A Clone Of Bieber Wear Oversized Sneakers And Sing Into Mirrors.
And My- My Government Grew Me In A Laboratory To Become The Next Big Teen Hearthrob.

[Scientist 1:] Everything's Looking Good Next We Should Test Out How He Performs The Hook!

[Austin:] Now I'm Outside, My Friends Are Dancing Like Tools.
See A Black Guy, And High Five Him So That I Look Cool.
Chasing A Broad Acting Like I Am In Love.
Singing A Song That Sounds Twenty Years Old And Also My Hat Is Dumb.

[Justin Bieber:] Who Is This Scum?

[Austin:] Why Are You Walking Away? I Guess You Must Be Gay, 'cause I'm Fucking Perfect, Bitch.

[Girl:] No, It's Because You Look 9, And I Hope You Realize That This Song Sounds Just Like Bye Bye Bye.

[Scientist 1:] Everyting's Looking Great, With Austin.

[Scientist 2:] Wait, Who Is That?

[Scientist 1:] Oh Shit It's Justin.

[Justin:] This Needs To Stop.

[Scientist 2:] Crap He Found Us This Is Bad.

[Justin:] You Think You're Hot, But You Don't Even Wear Drop Crotch Pants

[Austin:] Justin Piss Off, I'm The New You Kiss My Ass

[Justin:] That's The Last Straw, I Challenge You To A Swag Match

[Austin:] OK It's On! Swag Swag Swag Swag Swag.

[Justin:] Like Donkey Kong! Swag Swag Swag Swag Swag Swag Swag.

[Scientist 2:] What The Hell Is Happening?

[Scientist 1:] Their Egos Are Colliding, It Is Causing An Earthquake We Need To Deactivate.