Robbie: I Have Heard Among This Clan

You Are Called The Forgotten Man

Jon: Is That What They're Saying?

Well Did You Evah!

What A Swell Party This Is

Robbie: And Have You Heard The Story Of A Boy, A Girl,

Unrequited Love?

Jon: Sounds Like Your Soap Opera

Robbie: I May Cry

Jon: Tune In Tomorrow

What A Swell Party This Is



Jon: What Frails

What Frocks

Robbie: What Broads

Jon: What Pearls

What Rocks

Robbie: They're Bootiful

Jon: I've Never Seen Such Gaiety

Robbie: Neither Have I

Jon: It's All Just Too, Too Risqué Really



Robbie: This French Champagne

Jon: Domestic

Both: So Good For The Brain

Robbie: That's What I Was Gonna Say

Jon: You Know You're A Brilliant Fellow?

Robbie: Why Thank You

Jon: Pick It Up, Jack

Oh Please Don't Eat The Glass, My Friend



Have You Heard About Dear Blanche?

Got Run Down By An Avalanche

Robbie: No!

Jon: Oh, Don't Worry, She's A Game Girl You Know

Got Up And Finished 4th

Robbie: The Kid's Got Guts

Jon: Havin' A Nice Time?

Grab A Line



Robbie: Have You Heard That Mimsy Star

Jon: Oh, What Now?

Robbie: She Got Pinched In The Ass To Bar

Jon: Slushed Again, Ey?

Robbie: She Was Stoned

Jon: Well Did You Evah

Robbie: Nevah

Both: What A Swell Party This Is



Jon: Hey Check Out That Ass!

Robbie: Aah, That's A Lovely Dress,

Do You Think I Could Talk Her Out Of It?



It's Great

Jon: Ah, It's Great

Robbie: So Grand

Jon: So Grand

Both: This Wo-…-nderland

Robbie: La La……

Jon: Ladada…

We Sing

Robbie: Oh We Sing

Jon: So Rare

Robbie: So Rare

Jon: Like Old Camembert

Robbie: Old Camembert

Both: Like Ba, Ba Rum

Jon: Ba Ba Ba Bum

Robbie: Don't Dig That Kind Of Crooning, Chum