By A Fountain Back In Rome I Fell In Love With You
In A Small Cafe In Athens You Said You Loved Me Too
And It Was April In Paris When I First Held You Close To Me
Rome, Georgia, Athens, Texas And Paris, Tennessee

No, We're Not The Jet Set
We're The Old Chevro-let Set
There's No Riviera
In Festus, Missouri
And You Won't Find Onassis
In Mullinville, Kansas
No, We're Not The Jet Set
We're The Old Chevro-let Set
But Ain't We Got Love

No, We're Not The Jet Set
We're The Old Chevro-let Set
Our Steak And Martinis
Is Draft Beer With Weenies
Our Bach And Tchaikovsky
Is Haggard And Husky
No, We're Not The Jet Set
We're The Old Chevro-let Set
But Ain't We Got Love

No, We're Not The Jet Set
We're The Old Chevro-let Set
The Prine And DeMent Set
Ain't The Flaming Suzette Set
Our Bach And Tchaikovsky
Is Haggard And Husky
We're The Old Chevro-let Set
But Ain't We Got Love