She Keeps Her Lover On Ice,
She Keeps A Fire In The Grate,
He's Got A Movement In His Cellar,
He's A Danger To The State.
Watch Out For The Normal People
There's More Of Us Than There's Of You.
Well You're A Really Lucky Bugger,
That You Haven't Been Discovered
Ain't That True.

She Has A Genuine Fridge, (ooh Ooh Ooh)
He Has A Night On The Town (ooh Ooh Ooh)
Their Receptions Too Good (ooh Ooh Ooh)
They've Got 2 Up And 2 Down
Watch Out Etc.

Normal Can And Normal Will, (uncle Jack)
When Normal Jack Meets Normal Jill (auntie Jill)
A Normal Wedding On A Normal Pill (take Their Pills)
They Bought A Normal House On Your
Average, Scenic, Normal Hill,
They Live There Still...

He's Got A Family Connection,
She's Got An Uncle In Steel,
He Gets Depressed In The Evening
She Thinks She Knows How He Feels.