Take You To The Cinema

And Leave You In A Wimpy Bar -

You Tell Me That We've Gone Too Far -

Come Running Up To Me.

Make The Scene At Cousin Jack's -

Leave Him To Put The Bottles Back -

Mends His Glasses That I Cracked -

Well That's One Up To Me.

Buy A Silver Cloud To Ride -

Pack The Tennis Club Inside -

Trouser Cuffs Hung Far Too Wide -

Well It Was Up To Me.

Tyres Down On Your Bicycle -

Your Nose Feels Feels Like An Icicle -

The Yellow Fingered Smoky Girl

Is Looking Up To Me.

Well I'm A Common Working Man

With A Half Of Bitter - Bread And Jam

And If It Pleases Me I'll Put One On You Man -

When The Copper Fades Away.

The Rainy Season Comes To Pass -

The Day-glo Pirate Sinks At Last -

And If I Laughed A Bit Too Fast.

Well It Was Up To Me.