Dear Cousin,
I Got Your Letter
It Was More Than I Thought I Deserved
Well She Sounds Perfect, All I Dream Of
And I Dream About So Much It Is Absurd
But When I Get There And She Sees Me
I'll Be Impressed If She Does Not Run Screaming

My Kind Of Love Is An Ugly Love
But It's Real And It Lasts A Long, Long Time

I Had A Thought While I Was Sleeping
And I Dreamed About A Place For Us To Rest
Eternity Under The Old Oak Tree
But I Go Too Far I Guess
Maybe I'll Think About Tomorrow
And Maybe I Can Get Her To Stay That Long

'cause My Kind Of Love Is An Ugly Love
But It's Real And It Lasts A Long, Long Time

And If She Finds Me So Repulsive
She Wouldn't Be The First To Wretch
Well I Decided One Day Long Ago
I Was Never Gonna Be The Greatest Catch
And If She Cares About The Car I Drive
Then She Can Get In Hers
The Moment I Arrive