(You Dont Wanna Be Like Me)

[Monoxide Child]

I Can Walk On Water And Freeze It On Step One

And Then I'll Stick My Finger In It And Melt It Like It Was Hot Sun



[Jamie Madrox]

Well I Can Turn Your Adam's Apple Into Apple Juice

Start To Strangle Mothafuckas Till Their Face Turn Blue



[Monoxide Child]

I Can Be The World's Greatest Serial Killer Of All Time

And I'll End Your Fucking Life At The Drop Of A Dime



[Jamie Madrox]

I Can Float Above The Clouds, Way Up In The Sky

And It's My Choice If I Live Or Die



[Monoxide Child]

Or I Can Be The Strange Pizza Man That Always Knocks Twice

And When You Open Up Your Door I Give Your Mothafucking Neck A Slice



[Jamie Madrox]

I Can Take A Million Dollars And Just Throw It Away

Cause It'll Never Replace A Single Ounce Of My Sanity



[Monoxide Child]

I Can Be The Last Angel Standing On Top Of The Hill

Or The Green Demon Waiting On Your Window Sill



[Jamie Madrox]

And I Can Become An Icon For The Oppressed

Cause Their Hearts Still Beating In Their Unforgiven Chest



[Chorus X2]

You Don't Wanna Be Like (Me)

Don't Wanna Be Like

You Don't Wanna Be Like (Me)

Don't Wanna Be Like

And This Is The Mind Of A Serial Killa



[Jamie Madrox]

I Can Buy A Shotgun From Target With Attempts To Set It Off

I Can Load That Bitch In The Parking Lot And Shoot That Shit Off



[Monoxide Child]

And I Can Be The Book Of The Dead, A Vampire Or A Demon

But Either Way Your Fucked, Cause When I Leave Your Not Breathing



[Jamie Madrox]

Well I Can Part The Sea With The Wand Of A Wizard

And Turn A Hot Day Into A Windy Blizzard



[Monoxide Child]

I Can Be An Axe In The Backs Of People Who Wanna Trash Talk

And Leave Your Body Slaughtered All Over Your Momma's Sidewalk



[Jamie Madrox]

I Can Disappear Into The Air Like A Phantom In The Night

And I Can Die If I'm Exposed To