Locked In This Room
There Is Nothing We Can See
Except For Three Things We Choose
Which Are TV, Music, & Candy

So Turn On Your Television
Turn On (turn On) Your Stereo
The Earth Is Shifting Place
Celebrate!

There Will Come A Day
When All Our Fears Will Be Washed Away
And The Cows Won't Be Afraid
Even A Soviet Rocket With It's Monkey Pilot
Can't Keep Me Away!

Until You Turn On The Television
Turn On (turn On) Your Stereo
The Earth Is Shifting Place
Celebrate! And Turn On Your Television
Turn On (turn On) Your Stereo
The Earth Is Shifting Place
Celebrate!

There Will Come A Day
When All Our Fears Will Be Washed Away
And The Swans Will Swim In Our Lakes
Even Suddam Hussien And His Insane Brain
Don't Make Me Afraid

Until You Turn On The Television
Turn On (turn On) Your Stereo
The Earth Is Shifting Place
Celebrate! And Turn On Your Television
Turn On (turn On) Your Stereo
The Earth Is Shifting Place
Celebrate! And Turn On Your Television.
Turn On (turn On) Your Stereo
The Earth Is Shifting Place
Celebrate! Celebrate!

Locked In This Room
There Is Nothing We Can See
Except For Three Things We Choose
Which Are TV, Music, & Candy