I Am The Message Centre



Local And Direct



Room To Room



An Operator



(No Calls Today, Dear



They'll Just Have To Wait, Dear)



I Call



And I Collect



(So Just Strike Him Softly



Away From The Body)



You're Made Up Too Shiny Today



There's So Much Trouble



Your Thoughts Are Just



Pissing Away



It's So Much Trouble



I Am A Manager



And I Am In Control



As The Local Delegator



(No Calls Today, Dear



They'll Just Have To Wait, Dear)



I Offer No Guarantee At All



(So Don't Take It Lightly



You Passed Your Sell-by Date)



You're Made Up Too Shiny Today



It's So Much Trouble



Your Thoughts Are Just



Pissing Away



It's So Much Trouble



A New Typeface



A New Day



It's So Much Trouble



You Can't Remember Ten Minutes Ago



It's So Much Trouble



Too Much Trouble