Dirty Belly Of A Secret Town
Cheap Trick Hookers That Are Hanging Out At The Bar In The Greyhound Station
And The Bare-chested Boys Are Going Down On Every Thing That The Momma Believes
Pack Of Smokes And A Little Bump Of Cocaine, Help You Feel Not So Strange

[Chorus]
Said Old Pa, She Don't Get Off, Unless Somebody Standing Near Her.
And She'll Shine, Once She's Crossed The Line, Cause All Tied To The Chair.
I Said, Lay It Now On The Ground, Throw In A White Noise Sound, Like A Tranny On A Ten.

All The Bubbas Got Their Heads In A Nod,
They Don't Know What They Love Or Deserve To Get
Chances Are They Tab Their Worm In A Slab,
Doesn't Even Know Which Fish That He Like To Bite Tonight, Ah Tonight, Tonight, Tonight

[Chorus]
Ah Maybe Tonight
Said Old Pa, She Don't Get Off, Unless Somebody Standing Near Her.
And She'll Shine, Once She's Crossed The Line, Hands All Tied To The Chair.
I Said, Lay It Now On The Ground, Throw In A White Noise Sound, Like A Tranny On A Ten.
Comes Home On Call, Isn't That Peace,
Fingers In The Dirt, And He's Spitting Out His Teeth
He's Spitting Out His Teeth

I Said, Lay It On The Ground, Throw In A White Noise Sound, Like A Tranny On A Ten. [Repeated]