Hip, Hop, Hoop . . . Oh Ho Ah Ha !
Hip, Hop, Hoop . . . Oh Ho Ah Ha !

Hip, I Didn't Know Lips Could Kiss, ( Hip Hip )
Hup I Didn't Know Wives Could Flirt, ( Hup Hup )
Hoop, I Didn't Know Girls Could Be Like "Tina Marie"

( Hoop Hoop ) Hip I Didn't Know I Could Sing, ( Hip Hip )
Like A Penny Boat In A Gale . . .
What She's Doin' Will Be The Ruin Of Me.

( Oh Ho Ha Ha )
Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Ah Ha!
You Sweet Little Schemer,
Tina Marie ( Tina, Tina Marie )
Oh What You Do,
Your Brand Of Voo Do's Too Much For Me . . .

Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Ah Ha!
Oh How I Dream Of Stealin' Your Charms,
I'm Gonna Marry Us,
Some Day I'll Carry You Off In My Arms . . .

( Oh Ho Ha Ha )
Hip, I Used To Be A Good Time Joe, ( Hip Hip )
Kiss A Gal And Just Let Her Go, ( Go Go )
Hoop, I Really Was Dealin' Free Till A Tina Marie . . .

Mister Cupid You Stacked The Deck,
Why'd You Throw Me A Queen By Heck . . .
Now She's Braggin' She's Fixed My Wagon For Me . . .

( Oh Ho Ah Ha )
Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Ah Ha!
You Sweet Little Schemer,
Tina Marie ( Tina, Tina Marie )
Oh What You Do,
Your Brand Of Voo Do's Too Much For Me . . .

Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Ah Ha!
Ho, Ho, How I Dream Of Stealin' Your Charms,
I'm Gonna Marry Us,
Some Day I'll Carry You Off In My Arms . . .

( Ho, Ho ) Hip, She Tells Me To Jump, An' I Jump, ( Jump, Jump! )
Hoop, She Tells Me To Dance, An' I Dance,
Gotta Listen Or Get No Kissin' From "Tina Marie"
( Hip Hip! ) Hip, She Really Did Clip My Wings,
( Clip, Clip! ) Hoop, I'm Lookin' At Weddin' Rings,
Is It Human The Things She's Doin' To Me? ( Ho, Ho. Ah Ha! )

Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Ah Ha!
Oh Ho, How I Dream Of Stealin' Your Charms,
I'm Gonna Marry Us,
Some Day I'll Carry You Off In My Arms . . .

Off In My Arms . . .
Oh Ho! Ha Ha!
Tina Marie!

Words And Music By Bob Merrill