December Nine I Stood In Line

Discount Michelle Threw Me A Smile

But The Girl In Aisle Three Caught My Eye

She Weighed My Snags, She Scanned My Coke

She Even Laughed At My Lame Jokes

I Asked Her Home To Meet The Folks

December Twelfth She Claimed Bad Health

Had To Wash Her Hair, Couldn't Handle Wealth

Moved Interstate, Left It Too Late

Didn¹t Speak Of Love, Thought I¹d Better Wait



Just A Three Day Summer Romance

Just A Three Day Summer Romance

Just A Three Day Summer Romance

Are You Feeling Fine?

Did You Enjoy Three Days Of My Life?



January Five, Broke Out In Hives

Went To A Shop With A Natural Vibe

Won A Free Pedicure As A Prize

She Trimmed My Nails, Moisturised My Toes

Used Half A Bottle Of Aloe

Then We Went Out To See A Show

January Eight She Was Working Late

Cancelled Our Date, Treated My Best Mate

Exfoliated, Love Unstated

Maybe I Shouldn't Have Waited



February Twenty Five Met A Girl She Looked Real Fine

Took Her To The Keg To Dine,

I Drank Coke And She Drank Wine



On The Twenty Eighth We Stayed Up Late

We Argued Life, Sport, William Gates

Separated, Truth Unstated

Maybe I Shouldn¹t Have Waited



Just A Three Day Summer Romance

Holding Hands And Sideways Glances

Just Three Days Of Missing Chances

Are You On The Line?

Could We Talk For Just One More Time?

Just A Three Day Summer Romance

Just A Three Day Summer Romance

Just A Three Day Summer Romance

Are You Feeling Fine?