Though I Seem Cool, Calm And Collected
Making My Way To Hipster With Glasses
Was A Little More Than Just Nerve Wrackin′Kinda Just Counted On Her To Turn Me Into Goo

Praise Whatever It Ended With A Smile
'Cause For A Bit, A Tad, A Little While
I Expected You Two To Save The Day With Sly Remarks
Like, "he′s So Cute" And "whatever You Want's"

Though The White Jacket Didn't Fit
The Friends I Came With Did Perfectly
Snugged Right To My Body
Like Sad Movies And Late Night Drinks

Could′ve Guessed By The End Of The Hour
There Was More Than Just A Little Smile On My Face
Covered In Custard And Cookies And Cream, Pissed Off, I Had To Leave
But All Has To End

You Got A Smile That Could Light This Town, And We Might Need It
′Cause It Gets Dark Around Here, Real Dark Around Here
Most Of My Old Friends, I Can Only Stand For The Weekend
But That Doesn't Apply Here, Doesn′t Apply Here

The Day Started With A Bloody Drip
And A Taste On My Lips That Was A Lot Less Than Desired
Awkward Moments To The Side
Not All Expiring Fast

A Tank Top That Didn't Cover A Thing
And A Zipped Down Hoodie, Zipped To The Bottom
Had Us Laughing Every Time
No Matter How Many Chest Hairs There Were In Sight

You Got A Smile That Could Light This Town And We Might Need It
′Cause It Gets Dark Around Here, Real Dark Around Here
Most Of My Old Friends I Can Only Stand For The Weekend
But That Doesn't Apply Here, Doesn′t Apply Here