Well, I'm Not The Kind To Kiss And Tell, But I've Been Seen With Farrah.


I've Never Been With Anything Less Than A Nine, So Fine.


I've Been On Fire With Sally Field, Gone Fast With A Girl Named Bo.


But Somehow They Just Don't End Up As Mine...


It's A Death-defying Life I Lead, I'll Take My Chances.


I've Died For A Living In The Movies And Tv.


But The Hardest Thing I'll Ever Do Is Watch My Leading Ladies,


Kiss Some Other Guy While I'm Bandaging My Knee.





I Might Fall From A Tall Building, I Might Roll A Brand-new Car,


'Cause I'm The Unknown Stuntman That Made Redford Such A Star.





I've Never Spent Much Time In School, But I Taught Ladies Plenty.


It's True I Hire My Body Out For Pay, Hey Hey!


I've Gotten Burned Over Cheryl Tiegs, Blown Up Over Rachel Welch


But When I Wind Up In The Hay, It's Only Hay, Hey Hey!


I Might Jump An Open Drawbridge, Or Tarzan From A Vine,


'Cause I'm The Unknown Stuntman, That Makes Eastwood Look So Fine.





They'll Never Make Me President, But I Got The Best First Ladies


Someday´s I Got´em As Far As The Eye Can See - Ouee


A Morning Dove With Jacky Smith, A Crash In The Night With Cheryl


But In The End They Never Stay With Me


On My Fall From The Tower Building, So Burt Reynolds Don't Get Hurt


I Might Leap The Mighty Canyon, So He Can Kiss And Flirt


Well, That Smooth Talker's Kissing My Girl - I'm Just Kissing Dirt


Yes, I'm The Lonely Stuntman, That Made A Lover Out Of Burt