Bert (fixing The Machine): "Ha! Well, This Machine Knows What Letter Comes Next. I Put This Here..."

Ernie: "Hi There, Bert. What's That Machine You're Working On?"

Bert: "Oh Hi, Ernie. This Is My Latest Invention, My Automatic "R" Detector."

Ernie: "No Kidding."

Bert: "Yeah. Anytime This Machine Hears An "R" Or An "R" Word, It Rings A Bell. I'll Start It Up For You Now...."

(sound Of Machine Starting)

Ernie: "Wow! Look At That Machine Go."

Bert: "Now If You'll Just Say Something That Begins With "R"..." (bell Rings)

Ernie: "What Was That?"

Bert: "Oh, I Just Said "R". (bell Rings) And When You Say "R" (bell Rings), The Bell Rings." (bell Rings)

Ernie: "Hey! You Said "rings" (bell Rings) Which Begins With "R"." (bell Rings)

Bert: "Right." (bell Rings)

Ernie: "Why, That's Remarkable! (bell Rings) Hey! (Ernie Laughs) Keeheehee! That's Fun. Let Me Tell It An "R" Riddle." (bell Rings Twice)

Bert: "O.K. Just Don't Go Too Fast. I Don't Know What'll Happen If The Machine Gets Going Too Fast."

Ernie: "O.K. Listen To This, Machine: Roscoe Really Raised Rabbits While Ruth Rode The Red Reindeer. If Roscoe's Rabbits Raised A Racket, Why Did Ruth's Reindeer Run The Rabbits Ragged?"

(bell Rings 17 Times)

Bert: "Hey, Hey! Don't Talk So Fast. The Machine Is Beginning To Smoke."

Ernie: "Well, I Only Have One Last Poem Here."

Bert: "Yeah, Yeah, But Listen.."

Ernie: "Robert Rolled Reddish Radishes Around The Ring Of Rubber Rubbish..." (The Bell Rings Seven Times And The Machine Makes A "Moooooooo!" Sound)

(The Machine Explodes And Makes A Whistling Sound)

Bert: "Hey, Hey, Wait! Hold It!....Wait!....Now Look What You Did!"

Ernie: "Oh My! The Machine Looks Ruined."

(The Bell Rings And The Machine Makes Another Whistling Sound)

Bert: "Rats!"

(The Machine Pops Out A Spring)