Women:

I've Been Having A Bad, Bad Day
Come On, Won't You Put That Pad Way?
I'm Aksing You Please, No
It Isn't Right, It Isn't Fair!
There Was Nog Parking Anywhere!
I Think That Hydrant Wasn't There!
Why Can't You Let It Go?
I Think I Paid More Than My Share.
I'm Just A Poor Girl Don't You Care?
Hey, I'm Not Wearing Any Underwear!