Sometimes The Ones You Hold So Close Can Make You Cry
But It's A Pain In The Ass To Let 'em Go
With A Battered Wish You Hoped That The Monkey Wore A Tie
But It's No Surprise To Find He Don't

Put The Pointed Pencil In The Pepper-po
And Take A Little Sniff Of The Things Below
Bring It To A Boil And Simmer Low
Put The Noodle On The Griddle As It Climbs The Grobe

Watch The Worker Shield His Heart From The World Outside
Didn't Get A Chance To Let Him Know
Alsace Is Spinning Fast And Wine Mixed With The Tide
Please Don't Let My Brain Explode

Put The Pointed Pencil In The Pepper-po
And Take A Little Sniff Of The Things Below
Bring It To A Boil And Simmer Low
Put The Noodle On The Griddle As It Climbs The Grobe