[Setting: A Restaurant With Music Playing In The Background]



"And Now The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Girl."



[Girl:] "You Wanted To Ask Me Something?"



[Excited Southerner:] "Yes, I Did. I - First Of All I Just Wanted To Say That You're -- Very Pretty Girl, And I, I -- Hoo -- You'the -- We've Known Each Other For So Long Now, And-uh, It's About Time That The Two Of Us --we're Both Getting Older Right Now, And-uh, And I Don't Want To Die Alone, I -- Tell You That Much -- Hoo -- Getting Ahead Of Myself -- Got Ta Slow Down, Hoo-hoo, Concentrate On What I'm Trying To Get Across To You Right Now, Hoo, I Mean, Whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-willing To Be A House Husband, You Don't Have To Qu-qu-qu-qu-quit Your Job There, There, I'm, I'm, The-, I'm, I'm -- Hoo, Honeymoon In The Poconos, With The -- Hoo, Woo Hoo -- Sex Optional -- You Don't Have To Do What You Don't Want To Do, Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo, Someday You're Going To Love Me, And That -- That's Fi-- Til Death Do Us Part I, We'll Get The Chocolate Cake And The Sunrise And The Sunset -- No Prenuptial Agree --"



[Girl:] "Look, Are You Trying To Ask Me To Marry You? Because I'm Just Not Ready For That Kind Of Commitment."



[Excited Southerner:] "Coooooo."