"And Now A Cow At Bat In The Bottom Of The 6th Inning

Of A Little League Game Getting Hit By A Pitch"



[Baseball Sounds And Cow Bell Ringing,ball Is Hit And Hits Cow]

[Cow:] Moo



"And Now A Cow Who Goes Skydiving For The Very First Time,

And Thinks His Parachute Isn't Gonna Open When It Finnally Does 40 Feet From The Ground"



[Plane Sounds]

[M1:] Alright Cow, Don't Even Think About Just Jump And Enjoy The Ride Down,

Quit Being A Pansy And Do It

[Cow:] Moo

[Ripcord Sounds]

[Cow:] Moo,mrr

[Parachute Opens]

[Cow:] Moow

[Thud]



"And Now A Cow Who Goes To The Chicken Hot Drivethru

And Then Gets Halfway Home Before Realising They Forgot His French Fries"



[Cow Opening Paper Bag]

[Cow:] Moo,moo

[Car Screeches, And Turns Back Around]

[Cow:] Mrr



"And Now A Cow Winning First Prise In The Bellyflop Contest At Spring Break

And Then Realises He Can't Swim"



[Cow Walking Towards Pool, Big Splash]

[Cow:] Moo

[Crowd Cheering]

[Cow:] Mrr,mrr

[Underwater Moo]



"And Now A Club Gets A Dance At A Classy Strip Club,

When A Bouncer Notices He Doesn't Have Any Shoes On"



[F1:] Ohh Baby You Like It When I Dance With You

[Cow:] Moo

[F1:] Uh Uh Uh, You Can't Touch That

[Cow:] Moo

[Bouncer:] Keep Your Hands Off The Girl

[Cow:] Moo

[Bouncer:] Hey Cow, You Got No Shoes On You Gotta Leave

[Cow:] Moo

[M2:] Hey Watch It Cow



"And Now A Cow Playing Tennis Against Farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle

When The Farmer Makes An Obvious Bad Call"



[Tennis Ball Being Hit]

[Farmer:] That Was Out

[Cow:] Moo

[Farmer:] Don't Tell Me It Wasn't Cause I Saw It And That Was Out

[Cow:] Moo

[Farmer:] By At Least 3 Feet That's How Far, Come In Look There Is Still A Mark Where It's Out

[Cow:] Moo