Announcer: Hi Out There. This Is Shaun Goldberg And You're Listening To W.A.N.K.
This Evening I've Got Someone Really Interesting.
He's Over From Old England And His Name Is... Robbie Williams

Rob: Cor Blimey Bleedin' Mary Poppins

Announcer: Great, Right On, You Know We've Been Hearing About This
Boy Band That Was Really Big Over There.
Can You Tell Us A Little Bit About It Robbie?

Rob: First Of All, I'd Like To Say Thank You Very Much For Having Me In The First Place
But To Answer Your Question I Can't Really Answer It. I Suppose It Was A Bit Like This...

Ha..........

Riding In Your Limos
Hanging With Your Bimbos
Riding My Old Faithful
Bigger Pin-up Than Betty Grable
Kipper In The Papers
Coke And Whisky Chasers
I Ain't Supposed To Pose
But I Don't Care
I Was A Teenage Millionaire
A Teenage Millionaire
A Teenage Millionaire
Yeah, Yeah


Services For Britain
Pouncing Like A Kitten
Dinner With Diana
I'm A Social Stokey Spanner
Waiting For My Knighthood
She Can Pin It On My Manhood
I Ain't Supposed To Pose
But I Don't Care
I Was A Teenage Millionaire
A Teenage Millionaire
A Teenage Millionaire
Yeah, Yeah
A Teenage Millionaire
(It Works Out Sometimes It's Funny Being Stupid Makes You Lots Of Money)


Bothered Judy Garland
When I Ordered Barbara Cartland
Champagne In My Bidet
The Press All Had A Field Day
You May Think It's An Outrage
My Cleaners Wearing Bondage
She Makes My Place A Mess
But I Don't Care
I Was A Teenage Millionaire
A Teenage Millionaire
A Teenage Millionaire
Yeah, Yeah
A Teenage Millionaire

Come On Wife
It Looks As If You Need A Good Feeding