Lobotomy, Lobotomy, Lobotomy, Lobotomy! DDT Did A Job On Me Now I Am A Real Sickie Guess I'll Have To Break The News
That I Got No Mind To Lose All The Girls Are In Love With Me I'm A Teenage Lobotomy

Slugs And Snails Are After Me DDT Keeps Me Happy Now I Guess I'll Have To Tell 'em
That I Got No Cerebellum Gonna Get My Ph.D. I'm A Teenage Lobotomy

Lobotomy, Lobotomy, Lobotomy, Lobotomy! DDT Did A Job On Me Now I Am A Real Sickie Guess I'll Have To Break The News
That I Got No Mind To Lose All The Girls Are In Love With Me I'm A Teenage Lobotomy