Bart: OK, We're Young, Rich, And Full Of Sugar.

What Do We Do?

Milhouse: [yelling] Let's Go Crazy, Broadway Style!

Both: [singing]

Springfield, Springfield, It's A Hell Of A Town:

The Schoolyard's Up And The Shopping Mall's Down.

The Stray Dogs Go To The Animal Pound,

Bart: Springfield, Springfield!

Milhouse: Springfield, Springfield!

Sailor: New York, New York!

Bart: New York Is That-a-way, Man!

Sailor: Thanks, Kid!

Both: [singing] It's A Hell Of A...toooown!