1st Verse:



Well, My Landlady, She Lives 3 Houses Away.

She Claims That She Can Hear My Baby Screaming To Me "fuck Me"

Every Day, When I'm In The Hay.



2nd Verse:



Struck By Lust In A Telephone Booth. Busted By A Cop; He Said, "that's

Uncool."

He Said That She Can Hear My Baby Screaming To Me "fuck Me"

Every Day, When I'm In The Hay.



And Then The Rest Is Agreed Upon.