Chorus
Sleepin' On The Foldout Thanks To Me And My Big Mouth
Why Did I Do What I Did
I Should'a Known Better Than To Lie
But It's Too Late And So Tonight I'm
Sleepin' On The Foldout Sofa-bed

She Wanted Me To Go And See Her Family
But I Told Her That I Had To Work
I Never Dreamed She'd Get Home So Dang Early
And She Caught Me Cleanin' Fish
Out On Our Back Porch
And Now I'm

Chorus

I Can't Believe They Call This Thing A Mattress
It's 2 A.m. And I'm Wide Awake
Lookin' Back I Should'a Just Been Honest
Instead Of Tellin' Her The Whole Staff
Spent The Day Out On The Lake
And Now I'm

Chorus

Yeah, I'm Sleepin' On The Foldout Sofa-bed