My Name Is Bob
And I Don't Have A Job

[Chorus:]
I Don't Know Why I Say These Things
But It's The Reason Why I Sing My Song
It's Why I Sing My Song
I Don't Know Why I Say These Things
But It's The Reason Why I Sing My Song
It's Why I Sing My Song
I Don't Know Why I Say These Things
But It's The Reason Why I Sing My Song

[Verse 1:]
Catch Me Cruisin Through Decatur With My Streetwalkers
Spittin, Pimpin At These Women, Ain't A Sweet Talker
A Young Country Boy, Came Up Out The Creek Water
What A Grizzly Mug, Lookin Like A Beast On It
Now I Don't Like The Law, So Fuck The Police Department
Pullin Me Over, And I Don't Even Be Speedin Often
Well I Think It's Cause They Don't Like Me, Well Me So Sorry
Cause I Got All The Caucasians Saying That He's So Awesome
Well Long Story Short, This Is Me, I'm Bossin
If I Wasn't Smokin Weed, Then I'd Be Drinking Coffee
With Folgers In My Cup, Just To Show I Give A Fuck Bout
What Ya'll Be Thinkin What I'm Sayin, Gone And Zip It Up

I Don't Even Know Why I'm In This Goddamn Booth

[Chorus:]
But It's The Reason Why I Sing My Song
It's Why I Sing My Song
I Don't Know Why I Say These Things
But It's The Reason Why I Sing My Song
It's Why I Sing My Song
I Don't Know Why I Say These Things
But It's The Reason Why I Sing My Song

[Verse 2:]
If You Ain't Noticed I Don't Really Give A Damn
This Life's Too Hard To Follow Rules And Be Takin Exams
So I Decided To Do Music Just To Make Some Fans
So While I Got The Mic I Want To Say Fuck Uncle Sam
I Just Think Of Crazy Shit And Try To Make It Jam
So When I Get Tired Of Rappin I Sing The Best I Can
Simpy Cause I Ain't Got Nothin Better To Do With Time
I'd Rather Produce And Rhyme Than Slang And Shoot A Nine
I Ain't Really Got Nothin Else To Say But I'll Finish It
Just To Show Ya'll How I'll Benefit Of This Gibberish
I'll Just Write A Verse, Sit Back And Collect Percentages
It's 4 O'clock And I Don't Even Think I'm Finished Yet

[Chorus:]
But It's The Reason Why I Sing My Song
It's Why I Sing My Song
I Don't Know Why I Say These Things
But It's The Reason Why I Sing My Song
It's Why I Sing My Song
I Don't Know Why I Say These Things
But It's The Reason Why I Sing My Song

It's Why I Sing My Song
It's Why I Sing My Song
It's Why I Sing My Song
My Song
My Song
My Song