Since You've Been Gone



Well, I Feel Like I've Been Chewing On Tinfoil



Since You've Been Gone



It's Like I Got A Great Big Mouthful Of Cod Liver Oil



Oh Well, I'm Feelin' Like I Stuck My Hand



Inside A Blender And Turned It On



You Know, I've Been In A Buttload Of Pain



Since You've Been Gone



(Since You've Been Gone)



I Couldn't Feel Any Worse If You Dropped



A Two-ton Bowling Ball On My Toes



(Since You've Been Gone)



It Couldn't Hurt Anymore If You Shoved



A Red-hot Cactus Up My Nose




Since You've Been Gone



Well, It Feels Like I'm Getting Tetanus Shots Every Day



Since You've Been Gone



It's Like I've Got An Ice Cream Headache That Won't Go Away



Ever Since The Day You Left Me



I've Been So Miserable, My Dear



I Feel Almost As Bad As I Did



When You Were Still Here