SignsThe 5 Man Electrical Bandlyrics As Recorded By The Five Man Electrical Band In 1971 And Included Onthe 1990 Compilation Album "Made In Canada - Volume Three 1965-1974"(BMG KCD1-7158)And The Sign Said "Long-haired Freaky People Need Not Apply"So I Tucked My Hair Up Under My Hat And I Went In To Ask Him WhyHe Said "You Look Like A Fine Upstanding Young Man, I Think You'll Do"So I Took Off My Hat, I Said "Imagine That. Huh! Me Workin' For You!"Whoa-oh-ohSign, Sign, Everywhere A SignBlockin' Out The Scenery, Breakin' My MindDo This, Don't Do That, Can't You Read The Sign?And The Sign Said Anybody Caught Trespassin' Would Be Shot On SightSo I Jumped On The Fence And-a Yelled At The House, "Hey! What Gives Youtheright?""To Put Up A Fence To Keep Me Out Or To Keep Mother Nature In""If God Was Here He'd Tell You To Your Face, Man, You're Some Kinda Sinner"Sign, Sign, Everywhere A SignBlockin' Out The Scenery, Breakin' My MindDo This, Don't Do That, Can't You Read The Sign?Now, Hey You, Mister, Can't You Read?You've Got To Have A Shirt And Tie To Get A SeatYou Can't Even Watch, No You Can't EatYou Ain't Supposed To Be HereThe Sign Said You Got To Have A Membership Card To Get InsideUgh!------ Lead Guitar ------And The Sign Said, "Everybody Welcome. Come In, Kneel Down And Pray"But When They Passed Around The Plate At The End Of It All, I Didn't Have Apenny To PaySo I Got Me A Pen And A Paper And I Made Up My Own Little SignI Said, "Thank You, Lord, For Thinkin' 'bout Me. I'm Alive And Doin' Fine."Wooo!Sign, Sign, Everywhere A SignBlockin' Out The Scenery, Breakin' My MindDo This, Don't Do That, Can't You Read The Sign?Sign, Sign, Everywhere A SignSignSign, Sign