She Likes To Read, I Like T.V.

She's Checking Out My Good Friend Steve

She Likes A Beer, I Like A Shot

Her Parents Think I'm Selling Pot



She Likes The Boys In The Band

She Rollerblades Down The Strand

When I Pinch Her Butt In Public She Complains

The Best Years Of My Life Washed Down The...



I Like To Drive, She Likes To Walk

She Caught Me Jacking In My Sock

I Like To Drink, She Likes To Dance

I'm Drunk Again, Off Come My Pants



She Likes The Boys In The Band

I Dig The Surf, She Likes The Sand

When I Come Home Late She's Got That Look

I'm Not Talkin' 'bout That Jordache Look



For You I'd Do It

Just For You I'd Do It

I Would Wash My Car, Get A Job

Odor Eaters For My Shoes

For You I'd Do It

For You, For You

For You, For You



I Guess Our Eyes Will Never Meet

Mark, Please Put Down The Toilet Seat

She Likes To Kiss, I'd Rather Fuck

And All Her Friends Think I'm A Schmuck

A Schmuck, A Schmuck



She Did The Boys In The Band

I Guess I'll Be A Single Man

I Used To Want To Sleep In, She'd Complain

The Best Years Of My Life Washed Down The Drain



I'll Wash My Car, Get A Job

Odor Eaters For My Shoes

I'll Recycle All My Beer Cans

Like I Promised I Would Do

I Will Cancel My Subscription

To 'Juggs & Beaver Hunt'

Just For You I'll Do It



I'll Wash My Car, Get A Job

Odor Eaters For My Shoes

I'll Recycle All My Beer Cans

Like I Promised I Would Do

I Will Cancel My Subscription

To 'Juggs & Beaver Hunt'

Just For You I'll Do It



For You, For You

For You, For You

For You, For You

For You, For You