She's A Flat-foot Woman
With A Low I.Q.,
When It Comes To Makin' Love
She Knows Just What To Do.

She's A Wine-o,
Yes She's My Mommy-o.
Now She Ain't Good Lookin',
But She Knows What's Cookin',
She's A Wine-o
She's My Mommy-o.

She Weighs Two-ten,
She's Got A Horrible Face,
No Star In Pictures
Could Ever Take Her Place.

She's A Wine-o,
Yes She's My Mommy-o.
Now She Ain't Good Lookin',
But She Knows What's Cookin',
She's A Wine-o
She's My Mommy-o.

Look Like A Tiger,
Love Like A Lamb,
She Puts Her Arms Around Me,
I Shout Ooo-bop She-bam!

She's A Wine-o,
Yes She's My Mommy-o.
Now She Ain't Good Lookin',
But She Knows What's Cookin',
She's A Wine-o
She's My Mommy-o.