I Like Ronald Reagan He Teaches Me To Be A Man He Shows Me How To Pull A Scam In The Name Of Uncle Sam I Like Edwin Meese The Third He Tells Me How To Spend My Time Keeps Nasty Thoughts Far From My Mind So That I Don't Grow Up Blind I Am Saying No! I Am Saying No! I Like Saying No! To Authority I Like My Policeman He Rules My World With Guilt And Fear Makes Sure I Know He's Always Near In Case I Should Start Acting "weird" I Need You Big Brother To Show Me How I Should Feel To Make Sure I Never Stray To Make Everything Ok