Look At Me,

I'm Sandra D,

Lousy With Virginity,

I Won't Go To Bed

'til I'm Legally Wed,

I Can't,

I'm Sandra D



I Don't Drink, Uh

Sweat, Uh,

Bunch Up My Hair,

I Get Ill From One Cigarette,

[Cough, Cough, Cough]

Get Your Filthy Paws

Off My Silky Drawers,

You Gonna Pull That Crap

With A Net?