Now I Have A Friend Named Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla,

And I Could Say That "Rufus Found A Kangaroo

That Followed Rufus Home

And Now That Kangaroo Belongs To Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla."

Whew! I Could Say That, But I Don't Have To!

Because I Got Pronouns, I Can Say,

"He Found A Kangaroo That Followed Him Home

And Now It Is His."

You See, "he", "him" And "his" Are Pronouns

Replacing The Noun "Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla",

A Very Proper Noun,

And "it" Is A Pronoun Replacing The Noun "kangaroo"!



Now Come On...



Now Rufus Has A Sister Named Rafaella Gabriela Sarsaparilla,

If She Found A Kangaroo I'd Say To You

"She Found A Kangaroo That Followed Her Home

And Now It Is Hers."

But I Can't Say That...

'Cause She Found An Aardvark

That Fell In Love With Her And They're So Happy.



And My Name Is Albert Andreas Armadillo

{No Relation To The Sarsaparillas...}

Because Of Pronouns I Can Say

"I Wish She Would Find A Rhinoceros For Me,

And We'd Be Happy."

You See, A Pronoun Was Made To Take The Place Of A Noun.

'Cause Saying All Those Nouns Over And Over

Can Really Wear You Down.



Now I Could Tell You "Rafaella Gabriela

And Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla And

Albert Andreas Armadillo Found

An Aardvark, A Kangaroo And A Rhinoceros.

And Now That Aardvark And That Kangaroo

And That Rhinoceros Belong Respectively To:

Rafaella Gabriela Sarsaparilla

And Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla

And Albert Andreas Armadillo."

Whew! Because Of Pronouns I Can Say, In This Way,

"We Found Them And They Found Us,

And Now They Are Ours And We're So Happy!"

{Thank You Pronoun!!}

You See, A Pronoun Was Made To Take The Place Of A Noun.

'Cause Saying All Those Nouns Over And Over

Can Really Wear You Down.



Sometimes When We Take Them All On The Bus,

People Really Raise A Fuss.

They