I Have Many Rolls
But Not A Single Bread One
I'm Trying To Reach My Goals
Of Having The World's Biggest Bum

When I Sit Down
I Have Spare Tractor Tyres
My Parents Frown
But Rolls Can Smother Fires

Rolls Are Beautiful
Rolls Are Good
I Want More Rolls
I Wish I Could

People Call Me The Walking Bakery
They Want A Piece Of My Rolls And Me
But The Rolls Are All Mine
To Take Any Would Be A Crime

Rolls Are Beautiful
Rolls Are Good
I Want More Rolls
I Wish I Could