Rhinestone Kid On A Freeway Star

An '87 Pick-up An' A Red Guitar

Playin' Like An Angel With A Broken Grin

A Song O True Love Fo' His Girl Darlene



They Haven't Seen Each Other For A Year Or So

Man, He Misses Her Like We All Miss That TV Show

Where He First Performed That Love Song ‘bout A Year Ago

Well, If Ya Haven't Heard It Yet Then This Is How It Goes…



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Like The Buffalos Do It By The Wishing Well

‘Cause They Ain't Got Time No Money For A Cheap Motel, Yeah

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Tell Me What Sweeter Thing Could Happen To A Boy An' A Girl?

We Gotta Do It Like Mechanical Wabbits From Hell, Yeah



It Was The Sweetest Song Playin' On The Raid-eeh-oh

From The Edge Of Alabama Down To Me-hee-ko

It Was A Number One Hit But Darlene Didn't Know

Whom Her Fav'rite Song Was Fo

But Everytime She Hears It, Her Heart, Like A Gong,

Would Tremble For The Man For Whom She Longs

…for Whom She Longs….

And ‘en She Starts To Sing Along…



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We Gotta Do It For A Reason, Gotta Do It For Fun

We Gotta Sparkle Like Tequila In The Hot…hot Sun, Yeah!

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We Gotta Do It Like Sinatra Used To Do “My Way”

An' In The Background There's That Beck Dude Singin' Odelay