There Are Many Things That I Would Be Proud Of
If I'd Only Invented Them Such As The Wheel
The Washing Machine And The Tumble Dryer
On These Inventions Surely I Could Retire

I Want To Retire
No Longer Required
I Want To Get By Without The Man On My Back
A Tear In My Eye
With A Heart Full Of Pride
I Must Go Out On A High
And Tell Nobody Why

There Are Many Things That I Know I Could Do
If I'd Only Have Wanted To, Such As Create
The Perfect Soulmate Everyone Would Admire
On This Creation Surely I Could Retire

I Want To Retire
No Longer Required
I Want To Get By Without The Man On My Back
A Tear In My Eye
With A Heart Full Of Pride
I Must Go Out On A High
And Not To Answer To Why

I Want To Retire
Inform The Suppliers
I'll Leave The Party In Style
And Not To Be Carried Out
Without A Cloud In The Sky
I Got My Fingers In Pies
A Golden Watch On My Side
Will Measure My Free Time

Now My Place In History Is Surely Assured
I Will Be Remembered Here Forever More
Brand New Product In Place And A Potential Buyer
Up On This Next Transaction Surely I Could Retire

I Want To Retire
No Longer Required
I Want To Get By Without The Man On My Back
A Tear In My Eye
With A Heart Full Of Pride
I Must Go Out On A High
And Not To Answer To Why

I Want To Retire
Inform The Suppliers
I'll Leave The Party In Style
And Not To Be Carried Out
Without A Cloud In The Sky
I Got My Fingers In Pies
A Golden Watch On My Side
Will Measure My Free Time