It's So Priceless When You Say You Have To Work Late

When We Both Know You're At A Motel

Here's The Thing That's So Much More Depressing

Than The Infidelity Itself



Darling, You Are So Unoriginal

Each Move More Obvious Than The One Before It



You Know I Always Said That I Would Kill You

If I Ever Caught You Stepping Out

Now I See I Did Not Know The Half Of

What Hatred And Revenge Were All About



Darling, You Are So Unoriginal

Each Move More Obvious Than The One Before It



And I Guess I Could Be Bigger But I'd Rather Make You Pay



Darling, You Are So Unoriginal

You'll See That I Can Be So Unoriginal Just Like You