This Thing Is Like The Loch Ness Monster
People Say It's Somewhere Down There
And You'd Like To Believe It Cause It's Such A Good Story
But So Far You Have Not Seen Hide Nor Hair

You And I Are Like A Red Red Herring Baby, We Go Nowhere At All
You And I Are Like A Ten Pin Bowling, Ten Pin Bowling You Just Set Us Up Watch Us Fall
You And I Are Like A Weak Cup Of Coffee, Weak Cup Of Coffee On A Winter's Day
You And I Are Like A Free Lunch, There's No Such Thing But We Eat It Up Anyway

So I Talked To My Sister She Said Run Some Red Lights
Cause I've Been Watching You Sit Here Bargain With Yourself All Day
And I Don't Know Who You Think You're Fooling Cause You've Never Been The
Type To Do Right
And You've Always Been A Sucker For A Moving Train

You And I Are Like A Red Red Herring Baby, We Go Nowhere At All
You And I Are Like A Weeble's Wobble, Weebles Wobble But They Never Fall
You And I Are Like A Weak Cup Of Coffee, Weak Cup Of Coffee On A Winter's Day
You And I Are Like A Free Lunch, There's No Such Thing But We Eat It Up Anyway

So I Guess You Think You're Hot Shit Cause The Way You Made Me Shake And
Shiver
But I Could Do That By Myself Going Twenty In The Breakdown Lane
And I Could Take That Back Or I Could Take It To The River
But I'll Give It All To You Cause I Know That You're Just The Same

You And I Are Like A Red Red Herring Baby, We Go Nowhere At All
You And I Are Like A Weeble's Wobble, Weebles Wobble But They Never Fall
You And I Are Like A Weak Cup Of Coffee, Weak Cup Of Coffee On A Winter's Day
You And I Are Like A Free Lunch, There's No Such Thing But We Eat It Up Anyway