My Forties Are Kicking My Ass
And Handing Them To Me In A Margarita Glass
I Was Infatuated With An Older ManAnd Then I Dated A Psychopath

So I′m 44 In 2020 And
Thank God I Saved Up Some Money
Time To Ruminate Like, What The Fuck Was That?

Like A Shot Of Good Luck
I Got A Puppy And A Truck
If You Feel Like Giving Up
Shut Up
Get A Puppy And A Truck

I Don't Fuck With MOPAR, Tesla Or Ford
I′m A Chevrolet Angel, Lord
Traded My '64 Malibu For A Van
And To Tell You The Truth, That's The Only Regret I Have

I Need A Dog That′s Hypoallergenic
In The Poodle Milieu And Photogenic
Don′t Shed, Don't Bark And Can Play In The Band

Like A Shot Of Good Luck
I Got A Puppy And A Truck
If You See Us Rolling Up
Thumbs Up
Puppy And A Truck

I Don′t Got No Kids, I Don't Got No Kids
I Don′t Got No Roots
I'm An Orphan, Catch Me If You Can
I′m Lacing Up My Boots

Like A Shot Of Good Luck
I Got A Puppy And A Truck
And Some Unconditional Love
Like A Shot Of Good Luck
Get A Puppy And A Truck
If You See Us Rolling Up
Say What's Up
Puppy And A Truck