I'm Proud To Be A Banker

I'm Proud To Be A Banker

I'm Proud To Be A Banker

'Cause I Get To Play With Other People's Money



I'm Having A Lousy Day

I Burned My Toast And Spilled My Coffee

On My Best Shirt. So I Had To Change And Then

I'm Late For Work. So I Rush Into The Meeting

Where They Are Discussing What My Future In The Corporation Is

And I Don't Really Give A Damn

But I Don't Have Another Job

And So I Lie And Say



I'm Proud To Be A Banker

I'm Proud To Be A Banker

I'm Proud To Be A Banker

'Cause I Get To Talk To Stimulating People



I Open Up My Mail

Hoping That It's Not A Bill But It's From The Bank

Saying That I Have Only 20 Hours To Go

To Contribute To My RRSP For This Tax Year

So I Run Down To The Bank But There's A 20-mile Lineup

And I'm Yelling And I'm Screaming

And I'm Not Wearing Any Pants Ah Ah Ah Ah Ahhhhh



I'm Proud To Be A Banker

I'm Proud To Be A Banker

I'm Proud To Be A Banker

'Cause I Get To Screw With Other People's Lives



I Took Out 40 Bucks

From The Automatic Teller. It Told Me

That I Couldn't 'cause I Just Had 10

But That Can't Be 'cause I Just Got Paid On Friday

So I Go Down To The Bank, Wait An Hour In The Lineup

And I'm Talking To The Teller

She Says "Wait I'll Get Your Last Month's Statement"

She Comes Back In 7 Hours

Says I've Got Some Interest Charges And A Cheque From Uncle Bill

That Bounced And So They'll Have To Charge Me 40 Bucks For That

And For The Box I Never Opened And I Don't Have Overdraft Protection

And I Think I'll Die Before I Pay Off All That I Owe And I Don't Even

Own A Car



I'm Pleased To Be A Banker

I'm Proud To Be A Banker

I'm Pleased To Be A Banker

'Cause I Get To Play With Other People's Money



(HE'S A BANKER)