(Heaton/Rotheray)

She's A Perfect 10, But She Wears A 12

Baby Keep A Little 2 For Me

She Could Be Sweet 16, Bustin' Out At The Seams

It's Still Love In The First Degree



When He's At My Gate, With A Big Fat 8

You Wanna See The Smile On My Face

And Even At My Door, With A Poor Poor 4

There Ain't No Man Can Replace



'Cause We Love Our Love,

In Different Sizes

I Love Her Body, Especially The Lies

Time Takes It's Toll, But Not On The Eyes

Promise Me This, Take Me Tonight



If He's Extra Large Well I'm In Charge

I Can Work This Thing On Top

If He's XXL Well What The Hell

Every Penny Don't Fit The Slot



The Anorexic Chicks, The Model 6

They Don't Hold No Weight With Me

Well 8 Or 9, Well That's Just Fine

But I Like To Hold Something I Can See



'Cause We Love Our Love,

In Different Sizes

I Love Her Body, Especially The Lies

Time Takes It's Toll, But Not On The Eyes

Promise Me This, Take Me Tonight



I've Bought A Watch, To Time Your Beauty

But I've Had To Fit A Second Hand

I've Bought A Calendar, And Every Month

Is Taken Up By Lover Man



'Cause We Love Our Love,

In Different Sizes

I Love Her Body, Especially The Lies

Time Takes It's Toll, But Not On The Eyes

Promise Me This, Take Me Tonight



'Cause We Love Our Love, In Different Sizes

I Love Her Body, Especially The Lies

Time Takes It's Toll, But Not On The Eyes

Promise Me This, Take Me Tonight