Every Eleven Minutes Across The USA



A Man Is A Victim Of Cock Blocking



This Action Usually Results In Broken Friendships



The Following Is An Example..




[Kool] Aiyyo Jinx



[Jinx] Hey Whassup G?



[Kool] This Girl'll Be Here In A Minute



[Jinx] Uh Huh



[Kool] The Bitch Got A Nice Ass And I'm Tryin To Get In It



[Jinx] Cool That's Alright But Why You Tellin Me This Shit?



[Kool] To Make Sure You Don't Mind



[Jinx] Uh-huh



[Kool] Chillin Out While I Hit It



[Jinx] Naww Nigga, I'll Just Turn On The TV Set



[Jinx] Get Paid, Hit The Skins, Get Some Pussy, Get Your Dick Wet



[Kool] Alright Bet, Because My Dick Is Hard As Hell



*ding Dong Ding Dong*



[Kool] The Bitch Is Ringin On My Bell




Opened The Door, "Whassup Baby? Yo Come On In



Here, Take A Seat, I'll Introduce You To My Friend"



Now Everything Is Going According To Plan



"Yo Jinx This Is Debbie, Debbie This Is Jinx My Man" (Whassup Baby?)



I Went To The Closet, Hung Up Her Coat, Put Up Her Hat



"Yo Jinx," "Whassup?"



"Later Nigga, I'm Goin To The Back" "See Ya!"



I Took Her To The Back, Closed The Doors And I Paused..



.. I'm Gonna Get Some Drawers



So We Laid On The Bed And I Just Smiled



Because I'm Dreamin About Fuckin Her Doggystyle



So I'm Thinkin Bout Some Hits That I Can Slip Her



*zipper Sound* Fuck It, I'll Just Pull Down Her Zipper



Feelin Her Ass, And Damn The Shit Is Soft



"Aiyyo Baby, Why Don't You Take Your Shirt And Pants Off?"



I Got The Whore Ready To Let A Nigga Score



*knocking* Yo Who The FUCK Is At My Door?



*knocking* Now She's Annoyed, And Boy I Got Some Luck



I Cracked The Door, "Yo Jinx, Wh